Hey, I dig your old school shorts

Tony and I play on an indoor soccer team. Games are on Wednesday nights, clearly past our bedtime, but we drive out each week for the exercise, the camraderie and well, because we still can! So, tonight we are playing and I come off the field for a break - and the conversation with one of my teammates goes something like this:

Teammate: I dig your old school soccer shorts!
Me: Hey thanks! I've had them since college.
Teammate: You say College like it was forever ago
Me: It kind of was - 13 years since I graduated
Teammate: Really? No way! What year was that?
Me: I graduated in 1995.
Teammate: Hmmm...I graduated in 2005. You are kind of old.

The good news is, we can still hang with the younger crowd, and my "vintage" Umbro shorts are quite the novelty!!!